Run #2740 by Rupiah at Unknown

Kennel was out in force at the mighty shoplots of Permai, where **Rupiah (Sioe)**—now officially promoted to *Bunny Weather Forecaster*—promised us a “short to medium” run. Thirty-five eager Harriets stretched calves and expectations under suspiciously cloudy skies. Special noise made for two Taiwanese imports from the **Taiwan Hash House Harriers**, plus the resurrection of long-lost fossils Edwin and Chris. And drumroll… a brand-new victim/member christened **Kitty**. Poor girl. She still looked happy. Won’t last. Trail started with confidence and ended with betrayal. What was advertised as “short to medium” turned out to be “blink and you’ll miss it.” A shocking 2.35 km with 183 m climb that felt more like Bunny checked the weather app *before* laying trail and thought, “Better not overcommit.” Checks were barely checks, walkers were catching runners, and some of us hadn’t even warmed up before we were back sniffing for beer. Suspicious. Very suspicious. Just as dinner hit the tables, the sky tore open like a mislaid beer tab. Absolute storm. Biblical. Noah would’ve started building. But true to Harriet form, nobody panicked—plates were grabbed, beers rescued, and the whole circus relocated into the shoplot like flood refugees with better priorities. Rain hammered down, but the circle only got louder. Nothing like thunderclaps to add drama to down-downs. Circle saw the returners properly abused, the virgins mildly traumatized, and Kitty officially welcomed into the madness. GM took the chance (while we were trapped by rain anyway) to rally the troops for the upcoming 55th Anniversary bash. Charges flew, songs got louder, and the subsidy beers from Bunny definitely improved everyone’s opinion of the trail length. **Verdict:** Suspiciously short run. Excellent timing by the hare. Fantastic food, heroic rain survival, and solid circle chaos. Bunny may be forgiven. On On — see you degenerates at Shamrock Kali Corner next week.